Repairing Valco headphones costs €69, no matter the fault. We explain what that covers, what usually breaks on headphones, and when repairing isn’t worth it.

A biased headphone manufacturer's honest guide: what ANC can actually do, which specs matter, and where our competitors beat us.

People regularly ask us what the hell it actually is. Usually with a smirk. When will it be finished, haha. A small headphone company talking about a factory...

Iltalehti today: “Forget Finnish noise cancelling headphones, here’s a better option.” Those other headphones are probably great. But when the only Finnish m...

Building the Death Star is slow work when we’re supposed to scrape together a thousand billion trillion from 199 euro headphones. So we decided to speed thin...

A whopping 2305 customers answered our damn long survey. 96.6% were happy. We’ll tell you what we’re doing for the 3.4% who weren’t, and what products we’re ...

We spent the company's cash reserves, the coffee fund and borrowed money on destroying planets. In return, we got nothing but a box of Danish plastic. Read t...

A text logo alone isn’t enough if the goal is to subjugate humanity. That’s why we got ourselves a new trademark. Read the uncensored story of how the new lo...

Valco is the world’s friendliest little evil corporation, but in 2025 the joke is starting to stick in our throat. The headphone market is a brutal oligopoly...