Miscellaneous Writings
VMK15 headphones for smaller heads, big sound
We proudly present the new Valco VMK15 model. They’re compact on-ear noise cancelling headphones designed especially for people with smaller heads or less mo...
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The Henchman Model™ – strategic chaos in practice
Valco’s organizational structure is deliberately built around an unconventional organizational model that we call the Minion Model™. This is not a joke, but ...
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Now hiring: Marketing minions
We’re now founding our own unbelievably pissed-off marketing team, Valco’s Avengers, and we’re looking to start by hiring a couple of minions. We need a pair...
Our investor Markus made an exit
Valco Oy, the world’s nicest evil corporation and Finland’s leading headphone manufacturer, announces that subsidized investor Markus Eronen has made a succe...
Headphones with your own logo
We are delighted to present Valco’s exclusive headphone ordering program, which lets you fulfill your ancient dream of owning a fully branded pair of headpho...
Wild Black Friday discounts on Valco headphones!
Valco's Black Friday is here, and rumors of the biggest discounts ever have filled the internet! Is it finally possible to grab Valco's top-tier headphones a...
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Comprehensive noise cancelling headphones test
The idea is to comb through all the noise cancelling headphones in the world, review them properly and compare them against each other like some acoustic gla...
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Adjusting VMK25 for studio use
How do you turn Valco VMK25 headphones into about the best studio headphones in the world?I, Valco’s product designer, mastering engineer, and general audio ...
Now hiring: Third-rate henchman
The conquest of the galaxy is moving forward, and we need expendable henchmen for Valco’s planned Death Star.
In other words, in order to be the world’s nice...








