Buy the headphones, we plant a tree and the world is saved!


Valco wants to look like the good guys and sell lots of headphones. Since everyone else is doing this kind of thing these days, we figured we'd launch our own environmental campaign too. Obviously it's greenwashing when a company does something like this. No point dancing around it. Let's be honest. The nice thing is that it both does some good for the environment AND makes us money.
Our promise is one tree sapling for every pair of headphones sold. That includes all the pairs we've sold in the past.
We plant the saplings in large batches. We don't run into the woods every time the till rings. Sometimes sales get ahead of planting, and we catch up at the next planting session. The promise applies to every pair, even if our planting schedule doesn't run like a Swiss watch.
Unlike other corporate greenwashing campaigns, we ourselves go out to some swamp in the middle of nowhere and plant (almost) all the promised saplings with our own little hands. We can't afford to hire some political party's youth wing to do the planting for us, so we plant them ourselves and drag our own kids and family members along for the ride.
Okay fine, on top of the ones we plant ourselves we also have to source saplings elsewhere, we don't have the capacity for all of it. That's because sales have exceeded expectations.
Valco's plantings started in spring 2021 and in the first summer alone, on our own and together with others, we already planted well over ten thousand saplings, which adds up to several hectares of forest. Of those, we ourselves planted roughly half with our own little hands.
If everything goes well, we'll buy more land, plant more, and let it grow. Then the squirrels can run around in peace and the rabbits can get busy.
10,000 saplings = a whole lot of sequestered carbon dioxide
According to some study (Malmodin & Lundén, 2018), 320 million pairs of headphones are sold worldwide every year. Their combined "carbon footprint" is 3.2 million tonnes of CO2 equivalent (or thereabouts). Doing some quick math, that means a single pair of headphones has a carbon footprint of 10 kilos. Correct us if we got it wrong, math is not our strong suit. You can already tell from our margins.
(3.2 M tonnes CO2 / 320 M headphones = 0.01 tonnes CO2 per pair)
This is an average calculated from the study's figures, not the measured carbon footprint of our particular headphone model. We managed the division. A product-specific life cycle assessment is a different exercise.
When you buy Valco noise-cancelling headphones, you get headphones and we get a good reason to go and plant trees. If that gives you a clear conscience, it comes at no extra charge. The emissions associated with the headphones still don't disappear. If they did, this wouldn't be greenwashing.
You can, of course, buy headphones for the whole company and announce at the next meeting that you've supposedly done something for the environment. The CEO's trip to Pattaya will still be the CEO's to explain. As will the itinerary.
Buying headphones can support our tree-planting efforts. We don't sell blanket absolution, although the margins would probably be better.
So behind these headphones is a company whose management has, at least occasionally, been persuaded to go into the woods and do something useful. That's an achievement of sorts.

Planting trees and keeping an entrepreneur occupied
No point pretending we're doing this purely out of the goodness of our hearts. The point of this greenwashing campaign is mostly to sell new headphones, but sure, also to do our little part to save the world.
The more headphones go out the door, the closer we get to our ultimate goal: building a Death Star in orbit.
As a bonus, we promise to film the planting sessions for social media. So you can sit on your couch sipping lemonade and listening to your favorite music through excellent headphones with a clean conscience, and have a laugh while the entrepreneur is out in the woods being eaten alive by deer flies.
The aforementioned study on the carbon footprint of headphones: Malmodin, J., & Lundén, D. (2018). The Energy and Carbon Footprint of the Global ICT and E&M Sectors 2010–2015. Sustainability, 10(9), 3027. doi: 10.3390/su10093027
