Valco speakers. Top-shelf bribes, with zero risk of a court date!
Right after the picture tube, the next most fitting Valco product is, naturally, the speaker. Or as people used to call them back in the day, mini stereos. For the younger crowd: in the 1970s, the Valco name was tangled up in various unfortunate bits of business, in which Salora mini stereos, among other things, were handed out to politicians. These bribes were later argued over in court.
The verdict was clear: a speaker given to a politician is not a bribe; one given to a civil servant is. So check the recipient's title before wrapping that Christmas gift.
We don't know what kind of speakers were handed out back then, but these Valco Bluetooth speakers are most likely from another world entirely. With better sound quality, too. They're designed to play anything between Irwin and Iron Maiden, without overcooked bass or hissing treble.
At Valco we sell noise cancelling headphones and Bluetooth speakers, and not just because they happen to be ridiculously good. Every pair we sell (and every euro you hand us) gets us one step closer to the real goal: building our Death Star and conquering a galaxy or two.
That said, we offer a few things beyond galactic domination plans. Down-to-earth stuff too, like an actual repair service. When you buy a pair of Valco headphones, you get a partner for life. These aren't disposable junk. If they break, we fix them. And if you want a new look, you can trade your old pair in for a new one for a reasonable bit of cash on top. Every now and then, the Valco lineup also features other bits and pieces, like a pair of stylish sunglasses.
So if you appreciate proper sound, want to support Finnish design, and harbor a secret dream of galactic supremacy, Valco is the perfect fit. Join us. And remember, only Valco customers get a seat on our Death Star.