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Frequently asked questions
You can find answers to the most common questions here.
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Customer support
The surest way to get an answer is to drop us a message.
By email: info@valco.fi
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Phone support
We do have a phone number you can call, but we can't afford to staff it around the clock. We answer the phone pretty much whenever we happen to be around.
By phone: +358 666 0 333
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User manuals
You can download manuals for our different products from our separate support site at www.valco.support.
Valco Pantsdrunk Starter Kit
Lowest price in the last 30 days €59.00. We never run sales.
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Valco Pantsdrunk Starter Kit
Valco Drinking-At-Home-In-Your-Underwear Starter Kit
The Finnish art of drinking at home in your underwear is cultural heritage. It has been practiced for centuries, long before anyone invented a name or an emoji for it. The setup is always the same: you're at home, you have no plans, and you have two requirements. Comfortable underwear, and something that plays music.
Everything else can be improvised.
We put this kit together to honor Finnish cultural heritage. The Mähöne Bros. boxers are the kind of underwear that doesn't chafe, doesn't ride up and doesn't need adjusting at a point where getting up off the couch already feels like an achievement in itself. 93% cotton, 7% elastane, and the color was chosen based on long customer experience.
The Nordell Micro is a Bluetooth speaker that plays surprisingly loud for its size. You can take it out to the balcony, into the bathroom, or keep it next to the couch. With TWS you can pair a second Micro to it later for stereo, if your underwear-drinking hobby turns serious.
Together they cover the two technological basics of a proper night in your underwear. Everything else is on you.
There should have been wine in there too
The original plan was to include two bottles of Valco wine in the kit. Finnish alcohol legislation blocked this so thoroughly that we can't even be bothered to explain it. Short version: if you want a drink with your kit, walk away from your computer and head to the liquor store. Democracy has given you full authority to do so. It won't, however, turn into a kit.
Who is this for?
This is for the person who knows exactly what they're doing on a Friday night at 7:30 PM. For the friend who already has everything except peace. For the one who should occasionally stop and appreciate that, at home, you're allowed to do absolutely nothing.
As a gift it works so well that the recipient thanks you once for the present and five times over the course of the evening.
Mähöne Bros. boxers
Stay put. Don't chafe. Soft cotton with stretch in the right places. Designed in Finland, made in Thailand. They hold up to wear and washing without losing their shape.
Material: 93% cotton, 7% elastane.
Waistband: snug but comfortable.
Color: Tan
Nordell Micro
A small Bluetooth speaker with genuinely serious sound for its size. The battery lasts the evening, charges over USB-C, and with TWS you can grab a partner for it later if you want.
More info on the Micro on its own product page.
This kit contains boxers and a Nordell Micro. No buddy named Raimo, and no booze.
More info
- Mähöne Bros. boxers
- Material
- 93% cotton, 7% elastane
- Waistband
- snug but comfortable
- Designed in
- Finland
- Made in
- Thailand
- Colour
- pre-browned
- Washable
- yes
- Nordell Micro
- Bluetooth
- 5.3
- Range
- approx. 10 m in good weather
- Audio channels
- exactly one (mono). Pair two Micros to the same source = stereo (TWS)
- Audio protocol
- SBC
- Memory card slot
- microSD, max. 64 GB. Plays ancient MP3 files from it on continuous loop.
- Total power
- 8 W. All 8 of them.
- Driver
- 40 mm
- Battery
- 600 mAh
- Battery life
- 3–6 h, depending on the weather and the quality of the music
- Charging time
- 1–2 h
- Charging
- 5 V / 1 A
- Dimensions
- 10 × 8 × 4.5 cm
- Weight
- approx. 200 g
- Ingress protection
- IPX6 (piss-proof)
Watch the product video
Mähöne Bros. boxers
Don't take our word for it. Take theirs.
We could tell you how great we are, but that would be a bit suspicious. So we'll let our customers do the talking instead. Reviews are real. Not every product has enough reviews yet, but the ones that do show up first. Photos are taken by customers themselves, and unfortunately it shows.
The best Kalsarikänni you can afford
- Free shipping on everything
- 30-day returns
- 2-year warranty
- Repair service
- Finnish company
- Secure payment
- Actual customer service
Great products without the dead weight*
Did you know that almost all the electronics inside headphones come from a handful of giants?
Everything else is just smoke and sales talk.
A small maker like Valco can use the exact same top-tier components as the famous mega-corporations stick in their pricier models.
We just don't have a thousand employees to feed, a Manhattan skyscraper to pay for, or a CEO with a private jet (yet).
Which is why we can give you the best bang-for-buck on the market.
And what happens after you've bought? Our customer service and Valco's in-house repair team make sure our products last. And if you fancy a change, you can trade your old Valcos back in to us. Try doing that anywhere else.
At the end of the day, the point of all this is simple. We sell headphones to fund our own Death Star, so we can rule the galaxy.
*except for the founders' beer guts
FAQ
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