Period Red – Bold, Inevitable Classic

This is Period Red, a deep, merciless red that shows up exactly when it shouldn't. But let's be honest, when it's not there, you do miss it. An unstoppable, impossible-to-ignore shade that makes an impression whether you're ready or not. And the cherry on top is that stylish gold logo, a tiny reward for making it through the day. Because you've earned it.

Wunder Green – Forest Fresh

Wunder Green, a rich shade that feels like stepping into an enchanted forest that almost smells as good as it looks. This calming, wondrous green takes you straight into the heart of nature, even if you're actually on the sofa surrounded by half-dead houseplants. And to top it all off, there's a gorgeous gold logo, because even nature always has room for a little luxury.

Depression Blue – For Existential Crises

Depression Blue, a color that fits perfectly for those moments when you're questioning your life choices. This isn't just any blue. This is Depression Blue, a shade that stares into the void with you. But hey, at least it has a shiny gold logo to bring a brief flicker of hope, kind of like pissing your pants in freezing weather keeps you warm for a moment. Stylish, polished, and perfect for people who want their headphones to reflect their existential dread.

Obsession Mint – Coolly French

This is Obsession Mint, a color that breathes effortless style, just like a certain French car the writer of this text may have just bought in a very similar shade. This refined petrol tone finds the perfect balance between elegance and understated flashiness. Fits those who appreciate life's subtle luxuries. Whether you're on the road or just shutting out the rest of the world, Obsession Mint adds a touch of restrained French elegance to your day.

Original Gray – 2020 Pandemic Nostalgia

Ah, Original Gray, the shade from the VMK20 headphones. A color that takes you back to 2020, when we all became professional loafers and toilet paper hoarders. This iconic shade perfectly captures the uncertainty, the boredom of covid restrictions, and the general grayness of your life. It's like a Zoom meeting where nobody can figure out how to unmute. Like the brain fog caused by endless Netflix marathons. This shell keeps things just vague enough, just like your plans in the confusion of the covid year. Relive the best/worst year of your life with this colorless classic.

President Orange – Bold and Brazen

This is President Orange, a shade so loud it could've come straight from tabloid headlines. Perfect for people who want to stand out from the crowd. This bright orange works just as well for casual chainsawing as it does for moose hunting, because why not? President Orange isn't just any orange. It's loud, shameless, and impossible to ignore.

Pinkish – A color a man can’t really define

Pinkish, a color that might be pink… or maybe not. Who knows? This is what happens when middle-aged men try to name colors and realize they can maybe identify 16 of them. “It’s kind of like pink,” and here we are. Not quite pink, not quite purple, something in between. Pinkish is perfect for people who can’t be bothered getting stuck on details. Stylish, slightly mysterious, and completely open to interpretation.

Fuckshia – Real Pink, No Apologies

This is Fuckshia, a bold, right-in-your-face pink that refuses to compromise. These days pink has been watered down in a lot of places and spends its time flirting with purple, but not this one. Fuckshia is that proper pink you remember from before everything got soft and insecure. Or at least as proper a pink as middle-aged men with 16-color brains could come up with. This color isn’t nice. It’s loud, shameless, and knows exactly what it is. Pink. With a capital P, just not in the name.

Imperial Purple – The Emperor’s Choice

We’re proud to present Imperial Purple, a color for people who want to feel like an emperor but don’t quite own a palace. A rich, luxurious, slightly over-the-top shade that’s perfect for those craving decadence but having to settle for fancy headphones instead of a gold toilet seat. Imperial Purple is like wrapping yourself in velvet and drinking champagne… alone, in sweatpants. And that’s why the logo is white, not gold. Fits your miserable life perfectly.

Powder White – Pure Spare Part

Here’s Powder White, a shade so clean and bright you could spread it on a mirror and snort it. Officially designed as a spare part for white VMK25 headphones, but versatile enough to give black headphones a hint of that midnight Ocean Drive cruising vibe. Paired with a gold logo, it brings just the right amount of class, like it came straight out of some 80s TV show with fast boats and pastel suits.

Mombasa Night – Spare Part of Darkness

Here’s Mombasa Night, aka the basic black for VMK25 headphones. But this isn’t just a spare part. This is the fulfillment of existential emptiness when you realize you’ve lost the original cover. Some say the shade was inspired by the deep darkness of Mombasa nights, but in reality it’s just basic black. The black that whispers softly: “You’re not adventurous. You always come back to me.”

Gunpowder Camo – Blend In, Stand Out

Here’s Gunpowder Camo, the perfect pattern for when you want to be invisible and dangerous at the same time. Inspired by the noble art of not being noticed, meaning the Finnish Defence Forces M05 camouflage pattern, this design blends your headphones into any environment. Camo isn’t just a pattern. It’s a lifestyle. Whether you’re running from responsibility or avoiding other people on the train, Gunpowder Camo has your back. And honestly, what says “I’m barely holding it together” better than camo-pattern headphones.