Product description
A t-shirt with the Valco logo printed on it in tastefully simple fashion, designed primarily for masculine bodies of the Raimo variety. Also fits people with less erotic bodies, and generally anyone with a head and two arms. If you've got fewer arms than that, one of the sleeves can just stay empty.

So basically this is as ordinary (though good-quality) a t-shirt as a t-shirt can be. These shirts are hand-printed with love by Jasse's brother in Oulu.

  • Sizes: S-2XL
  • 100% organic cotton, 180 g/m²
  • Note: in the photo, Raimo may have had a slightly outdated size in mind when picking the shirt.
Sizes (cm)
S M L XL 2XL
Chest 49 52 55 58 61
Length
69 72 74 76 78

Organic cotton

100% organic cotton, 180 g/m². Thick enough not to look cheap, thin enough not to make you sweat. Hand-printed with love in Oulu.

Don't take our word for it. Take theirs.

We could tell you how great we are, but that would be a bit suspicious. So we'll let our customers do the talking instead. Reviews are real. Not every product has enough reviews yet, but the ones that do show up first. Photos are taken by customers themselves, and unfortunately it shows.

  • Free shipping, always
  • Try at home for 14 days
  • 2-year warranty
  • Repair service
  • Finnish company
  • Secure payment
  • Actual customer service
tuotteet_ilman_painolastia - VALCO

Great products without the dead weight*

Did you know that almost all the electronics inside headphones come from a handful of giants?

Everything else is just smoke and sales talk.

A small maker like Valco can use the exact same top-tier components as the famous mega-corporations stick in their pricier models.

We just don't have a thousand employees to feed, a Manhattan skyscraper to pay for, or a CEO with a private jet (yet).

Which is why we can give you the best bang-for-buck on the market.

And what happens after you've bought? Our customer service and Valco's in-house repair team make sure our products last. And if you fancy a change, you can trade your old Valcos back in to us. Try doing that anywhere else.

At the end of the day, the point of all this is simple. We sell headphones to fund our own Death Star, so we can rule the galaxy.

*except for the founders' beer guts

FAQ

More answers to all sorts of questions over here.

What's this made of?

100% organic cotton, 180 g/m². Hand-printed in Oulu.

How do I pick a size?

The size chart is on the product page. If you're not sure, go a size up. It shrinks in the wash just about the right amount.

Does this fit women?

It fits anyone with a head and arms. The cut is unisex but designed around Raimo's masculine body type.

Does the print survive the wash?

Yes, as long as you don't wash it at 90°C. Inside out at 40°C and the logo will last a long time.

Why sexless?

Because we didn't want to set unrealistic expectations. This is an honest shirt.

Something on your mind?

Don't hesitate to get in touch!