Valco Gift Card

Are you once again in that situation where the big day is tomorrow (or was yesterday), and you haven’t managed to get a gift?

Or maybe you’ve got a friend with tragic supermarket headphones, but you’re too broke to buy them our premium stuff at full price?

No worries. A Valco gift card is the life raft of social relationships.

It’s digital, so you’ll get it in your email instantly. You can print it out, write the code in a fancy card, or just forward it to the hero with a note: “I remembered you, here you go.” Works every time, 60% of the time.

What do you get for your money?

Because we’re honest capitalists, here’s how this works, straight up:

25 € – “It’s the Thought That Counts” level
You won’t get anything physical from us for this, but it works as a nice discount.
The message is clear: “I like you, just not that much.”

50 € – “Nice Try” level
This covers a big chunk of the headphones’ price, or gets you a beanie, skins, or some other small thing. A solid gift for a cousin, coworker, or someone you appreciate—but not too much.

100 € – “Almost There” level
Now you’re really making a difference. The recipient only has to cough up a little more, which feels like participation, not stinginess. With this much, you can already snag a speaker, for example.

200 € – “Sugar Daddy” level
This actually gets you headphones. Our best noise-cancelling headphones, and maybe even some extra accessories on top. The only real option if you want to give someone headphones, not just the obligation to spend money.

Where does the money go?

Honestly: we’ll spend your money immediately on beer, child support, and the Death Star construction fund. If the lucky recipient forgets to use the gift card, that’s basically the best business outcome for us.

So don’t hesitate. A gift card can save your relationships, your schedule, and sometimes even Christmas itself.