Product description

Does your home need something stylish and homegrown that your cans will love too? This new product, born from a collaboration between Valco and Kolo Design, combines gorgeous Finnish wood design with the soul-crushing misery of assembling furniture.

It's a build-it-yourself kit, and putting it together requires either surgical precision, ironclad professional skill, or at the very least a very comprehensive accident insurance policy.

Why buy this?

  • Homegrown design: Designed by Kolo Design, which means it looks bloody good on a shelf or a desk.
  • A multilingual experience: The assembly comes with decent instructions, but keep a few cold ones on hand because this might take a while.
  • The perfect gift: Especially for people you want to hand a little challenge to.

Assembling this product carries a risk of serious, even fatal, crushing and pinching injuries. If you're an all-thumbs panicker, go find a professional. Follow the instructions like they're holy scripture. Valco is not responsible if you lose your fingers, your nerves, or your sanity during this process. You assemble this entirely at your own risk.

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Material
Domestic birch plywood, responsibly produced by Kolo Design
Compatibility
Fits all Valco headphones, plus the less impressive earcups from other manufacturers
Assembled dimensions
Roughly 25 x 15 x 12 cm (depends a bit on how many pieces you manage to lose or snap during assembly)
Weight
Light to carry, heavy mental burden to assemble
Box contents
Laser-cut wooden parts, multilingual instructions and an existential crisis in a flat pack
Country of origin
Finland
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Aitoa puuta

Ei sisällä muovia tai lisättyjä lisäaineita. Ihan luomu.

Don't take our word for it. Take theirs.

We could tell you how great we are, but that would be a bit suspicious. So we'll let our customers do the talking instead. Reviews are real. Not every product has enough reviews yet, but the ones that do show up first. Photos are taken by customers themselves, and unfortunately it shows.

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Finnish design for people with too much free time.

Tired of your world's-best headphones lying on the desk like a pair of abandoned mittens? We've got a fix. Together with the wood wizards at Kolo Design, we've made a stand so stylish it'll even shut your mother-in-law up.

A word of warning, though: this is a build-it-yourself kit. The assembly process offers a wonderful opportunity to test the limits of your sanity and learn new swear words in several languages. If you survive the ordeal with your fingers and your mind intact, the reward is a damn good-looking piece of Finnish design.

So stock the fridge with something cold, sort out that accident insurance, and order yours!

  • Free shipping on everything
  • 30-day returns
  • 5-year warranty
  • Repair service
  • Finnish company
  • Secure payment
  • Actual customer service
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Great products without the dead weight*

Did you know that almost all the electronics inside headphones come from a handful of giants?

Everything else is just smoke and sales talk.

A small maker like Valco can use the exact same top-tier components as the famous mega-corporations stick in their pricier models.

We just don't have a thousand employees to feed, a Manhattan skyscraper to pay for, or a CEO with a private jet (yet).

Which is why we can give you the best bang-for-buck on the market.

And what happens after you've bought? Our customer service and Valco's in-house repair team make sure our products last. And if you fancy a change, you can trade your old Valcos back in to us. Try doing that anywhere else.

At the end of the day, the point of all this is simple. We sell headphones to fund our own Death Star, so we can rule the galaxy.

*except for the founders' beer guts

FAQ

More answers to all sorts of questions over here.

Onko tämä tehty Suomessa?

Joo-o, tämän tuotteen on suunnitellut ja valmistanut suomalainen Kolo Design. Ei me itse olisi osattu suunnitella näin hienoa.

Onko tämä helppo koota?

Kyllä on, onnistuu jopa ihan tavalliselta insinööriltä. Mitään työkaluja tai tohtorin tutkintoa ei tarvita.

Mitä materiaalia teline on?

Ihan ehtaa suomalaista vaneria.

Onko saatavilla eri värisenä?

Toistaiseksi ei, musta on hyvä.

Käykö kaikille sankakuulokkeille?

No miksei, tukeva rakenne kestää kyllä vaikka ne 70-luvun todella painavat kuulokkeet.

Something on your mind?

Don't hesitate to get in touch!