Congratulations!
You've found Valco's secret homepage. This page doesn't show up in search engines and doesn't flash by in ads, because, as the name suggests, this is the secret homepage with secret perks.
We had some pretty big visions for this. There was supposed to be something amazing here. Maybe discounts, maybe secret product trials, maybe even video footage of Jasse without a shirt on. Then we got busy.
We realised the QR code that leads here is on the products, but we don't actually have a secret rewards programme ready. The coffee ran out and somebody forgot to do it.
So this page, like many a great plan before it, has ended up in the same bucket as "let's do it next week" and "probably nobody will notice".
But since you wandered in here anyway, we can't send you away completely empty-handed.
A secret perk (that isn't really that secret anymore):
Click here and get a beanie or sunglasses for half price. Or use the code salaetu.
No, this isn't a scam. Yes, it's a real discount.
We're not promising the beanie will make you a better person, but at least you'll look like someone who knows something the rest don't.
What else is here?
Nothing yet.
But if you read this all the way to the end, you can still tell your friends you were part of the Valco inner circle.
Sounds better than "I visited a webshop page that was kind of empty".
In the future, something might show up here:
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new products before launch
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bad ideas the marketing department was too embarrassed to publish
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maybe even Raimo's life tips, which nobody asked for but everybody needs
But for now: enjoy the fact that you were curious enough to find this place.
And use that discount code before the boss notices and yanks it.