{"title":"Valco products","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"269\" data-end=\"327\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"269\" data-end=\"325\"\u003eAll of Valco's best, in one tidy package\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"329\" data-end=\"563\"\u003eThis category has the full Valco lineup, no nitpicking: headphones, speakers, lifestyle products, special editions and other unexpected odds and ends. If you want to see everything Valco actually sells, start here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"565\" data-end=\"718\"\u003eWhether you're looking for a gift, life-improving tech, or something you didn't know you needed until you saw it, this is the right place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"720\" data-end=\"753\"\u003eThe most important thing? We don't sell shit.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"valco-nordell-mk3-kaiutin","title":"Nordell Mk3 Bluetooth Speaker","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"heading-as-paragraph\"\u003eNordell MK3: the best Bluetooth speaker for hot tub sessions and the space under your desk\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Valco Nordell MK3 Bluetooth speaker is the perfect combination of everyone's favourite ingredients: metal and silicone. It looks, feels and sounds like it should cost a hundred euros more, but it doesn't. This wireless speaker isn't some flimsy plastic thing, and it doesn't sound like a robot with a head cold, which is what usually happens with the cheap stuff.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the best travel speaker for tradesmen, hot tub sessions, or as a gift! It's tested piss-proof, so you can take it into the bath, the sauna, or under the bed to set the bedroom mood with the right soundtrack. Have a look at this \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=tqonU9__V18\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003episs-proof test on YouTube\u003c\/a\u003e and see for yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"heading-as-paragraph\"\u003eA speaker that survives life, and then some\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Nordell handles music in the rain, on the building site and on a sunny beach, though in Finland the first one is by far the more likely scenario. It also has a handy attachment loop, so you can clip it onto a backpack full of canned beer, in case the butler has the day off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe buttons are big enough to operate this Bluetooth speaker with gloves on. That makes the MK3 perfect for the DIY crowd, but it also suits people whose builder's crack mostly peeks out through the gap in an office chair. Thanks to the built-in microphone, the Nordell MK3 also doubles as a poor man's conference speaker when needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"heading-as-paragraph\"\u003eSUPERSTEREO and magical 3D sound\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt home you can pair two Nordell MK3 Bluetooth speakers and get twice the racket, in stereo. SUPERSTEREO unlocks even more noise. And if that's still not enough, the 3D button adds a mysterious feature that tricks your ears into thinking there are more speakers than there actually are. Most people reckon the sound quality improves wonderfully. Depends on the ears and the brain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"heading-as-paragraph\"\u003eAn honest Bluetooth speaker at a sensible price\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis speaker isn't entirely our own design. It's based on a solid existing chassis that we've improved, mainly on the audio side. That's how we, as a small Finnish company, can offer a Bluetooth speaker with a value-for-money ratio that's actually honest. The MK3 is a real find in the endless sea of Chinese wireless speakers. And yes, we tested at least 47 of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're after something smaller and handier, take a look at the \u003ca href=\"..\/..\/..\/products\/nordell-micro-bluetooth-kaiutin\" title=\"Nordell Micro Bluetooth Speaker\"\u003eNordell Micro speaker\u003c\/a\u003e, which is cheaper and clips onto a belt loop. If you're not particularly broke, the \u003ca href=\"..\/..\/..\/products\/nordell-max-kaiutin\" title=\"Nordell Max Bluetooth Speaker\"\u003eNordell Max speaker\u003c\/a\u003e delivers more noise for more money.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"VALCO","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":34679095459990,"sku":"Nordell-MK3","price":99.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2317\/1385\/files\/MK3_raimo.webp?v=1770799284"},{"product_id":"valco-swag-aurinkolasit","title":"VALCO SWAG sunglasses","description":"\u003cp\u003eSummer, flies and Valco sunglasses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur black ones turn the world a lovely shade of purple, just like in D12's (Eminem) classic music video Purple Hills. Nothing beats a purple hill, at least according to those rap professionals.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe brown ones turn everything into an 80s Magnum P.I. summer. If Tom Selleck had been Finnish, these are probably the sunglasses he would've worn. Not just because we don't sell any other sunglasses. Also because these are pretty slick. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStyle alone obviously won't save you if the sun is in your eyes. That's why these come with UV protection. We don't recommend testing it by staring directly at the sun, though. Generally speaking, you shouldn't look straight at the sun with sunglasses on. And definitely not without them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese are also not suitable for welding. Their core function is to make you look cool and earn respect from your peers. They work brilliantly for drinking, driving convertibles and all sorts of other summer activities.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe glasses naturally come with a proper case and a cleaning cloth. Time to show off on the terrace.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"VALCO","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":39869893968043,"sku":"swag kakkulat-1","price":49.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Nostalgia","offer_id":39869894000811,"sku":"swag kakkulat-2","price":49.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2317\/1385\/files\/valco-swag-aurinkolasit-valco-61922.webp?v=1748391014"},{"product_id":"kuulokkeiden-korjaus","title":"Headphone repair","description":"\u003cp\u003eAre your headphones an older model? Warranty expired? Did you break them yourself while hammered, and now you're too embarrassed to send them in? No worries. We at Valco don't believe in headphone landfill. If your cans ended up under your backside or the dog ate them, send them over and we'll fix them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust buy this package and send us your headphones. We'll repair them and send them back in one piece. The package covers the repair, spare parts, and shipping both ways. It used to be cheaper, but back then it didn't include postage. Customers ended up paying twenty-something on top for shipping, which made sense to nobody, because our shipping deal is cheaper anyway and the package actually arrives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis service package covers everything a normal warranty doesn't. In other words: if your warranty has expired or you broke the headphones yourself. If your partner broke them while you were off in your own world not listening, send them to us. If you ran them over, send them to us. If the battery went tits up because you tried to charge them with an EV charger, send them to us. By paying just a fraction of the price of a new pair, you get the same amount of extra life out of your headphones as if you'd bought a new pair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis applies only to VMK25.2, VMK25, VMK20, VMK19 and VMK15 models sold by Valco or our resellers.\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"VALCO","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41172661698731,"sku":"kuulokkeiden-korjaus","price":69.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2317\/1385\/files\/raimo_kalenteri_2025-206_kopio.webp?v=1775642336"},{"product_id":"virallinen-valco-kalenteri","title":"Official Valco Calendar","description":"\u003cp\u003eValco's non-erotic boy calendar for 2025 features Raimo and his friends at their most majestic across the seasons. The calendar is in English, but the dates are the same as in any other first-world country. As a new feature, we've added one extra month, free of charge. Plenty of people would pay good money for one extra month in their life. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe wall calendar has a clever and technically demanding hole at the top of the page, so you can easily hang it up wherever you like. For production reasons, the hole is on both ends of the calendar, meaning you can also hang it upside down and use it as an exotic interior accent that sarcastically signals your intellectual superiority. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eValco's non-erotic boy calendar doesn't include any official holidays either, because entrepreneurs don't get to celebrate anything anyway, and the holidays would be different in every country. You will, however, find all the essential dates and reasons to celebrate. Almost every day has a blank space for jotting down your own holidays or doodling, say, church rowing boats. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThere are no name days in the calendar, because apparently you have to pay some almanac office separately for those, and they'd be different in every country anyway. Valco is, after all, a global and international mega-corporation. You can, if you wish, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eadd the name days of your own important creatures. That way you'll remember to congratulate your friends, and your less-than-friends, on their big day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePractically half the price of the calendar is postage and the rest is printing costs, since we printed it here in Finland. The rest of the material we want to donate to you for the joy of your eyes, without adding it to the price, even if our investor Markus has a heart attack over it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWe wish you a better next year in the company of Raimo and his friends!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNote: The size of the calendar is given closed. When opened on the wall, the calendar is up to twice as big, so for the same money you also get a bigger hole to cover up.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"VALCO","offers":[{"title":"A4","offer_id":50654353686854,"sku":"Kalenteri 2025 A4","price":19.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false},{"title":"A5","offer_id":50654353719622,"sku":"Kalenteri 2025 A5","price":16.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2317\/1385\/files\/virallinen-valco-kalenteri-valco-76619.webp?v=1748391110"},{"product_id":"kuulokkeiden-vaihtopehmusteet","title":"Replacement Earpads","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"heading-as-paragraph\"\u003eReplacement earpads for your headphones. Bring them back to life\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eValco's replacement earpads restore comfort, hygiene, and a sense of human dignity. At least where your headphones are concerned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese replacement pads fit directly on Valco models VMK15, VMK19, VMK20, VMK25 and VMK25.2. If you have some other brand, like Bose, JBL or Sony, then no, these probably won't fit, but you're still welcome to browse and dream of better headphones.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"heading-as-paragraph\"\u003eWhat's in the package?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo (2) earpads: one for the left ear, one for the right.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePostage included in the price. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"heading-as-paragraph\"\u003eWhen and how to replace the pads?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the pads are worn out, torn, starting to smell, or simply look like someone has been eating them, it's time to replace them. Replacing the pads improves comfort and may even affect sound quality. On top of that, it extends the life of your headphones and your sanity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you've never replaced headphone pads before and your hands are trembling with fear, no worries. We made you a \u003cstrong\u003evideo\u003c\/strong\u003e where we walk you through, step by step, how to replace Valco pads.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=G-mPmxv9qi8\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eWatch the YouTube video here\u003c\/a\u003e. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLet's extend the life of electronics together (by paying us money on a regular basis).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"VALCO","offers":[{"title":"VMK19 \u0026 VMK20 \/ Black","offer_id":49060357013830,"sku":"Pehmuste VMK","price":29.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"VMK19 \u0026 VMK20 \/ White","offer_id":49701200494918,"sku":"VMK-PEH-20-V","price":29.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"VMK25 \u0026 VMK25.2 \/ Black","offer_id":49060357046598,"sku":"Pehmuste VMK-25","price":34.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"VMK25 \u0026 VMK25.2 \/ White","offer_id":50526104944966,"sku":"Pehmuste VMK-25-W","price":34.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"VMK15 \/ Black","offer_id":56516687495494,"sku":"Pehmuste VMK-15-B","price":29.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2317\/1385\/files\/vaihtopehmusteet-valco-47150.webp?v=1748391118"},{"product_id":"takuuhuollettu-vmk20","title":"Refurbished VMK20 Noise Cancelling Headphones","description":"\u003cp\u003eOriginally we tried to stay alive by reselling warranty returns from a spectacularly nasty chip defect back to customers. Turns out people are actually pretty happy to buy used headphones at a discount, as long as the warranty is still valid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can now trade in your used VMK20 headphones with us and get a reasonable credit toward a new pair. We take these headphones in, repair them, clean them, service them, make sweet love to them, and put them up for sale right here, just for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWarranty-serviced units go up for sale at whatever pace Hannes manages to fix them, so if we're sold out right now, check back in a few days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eColour options pop up pretty randomly depending on what comes in as trade-ins. If you really want a specific colour, you're better off ordering \u003ca title=\"new ones here.\" href=\"https:\/\/valco.fi\/products\/vmk25-2-vastamelukuulokkeet\"\u003ea new pair here. \u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"VALCO","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":42145491157163,"sku":"VMK20-TAKUU-MUSTA","price":109.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey","offer_id":42145491189931,"sku":"VMK20-TAKUU-HARMAA","price":109.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2317\/1385\/files\/takuuhuollettu-vmk-vastamelukuuloke-valco-36450.webp?v=1770977950"},{"product_id":"mikrofonijuttu","title":"Wired Mic Thingy","description":"\u003cp\u003eGoing backwards is the way forward. 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If you need something bigger and meaner, check out the \"big brother\" \u003ca href=\"..\/products\/valco-nordell-mk3-kaiutin\" target=\"_self\" title=\"\"\u003eNordell MK3\u003c\/a\u003e, that's a proper Bluetooth speaker.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"VALCO","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":55254644916550,"sku":"Nordell-Micro","price":39.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey","offer_id":55254644982086,"sku":"Nordell-Micro-H","price":39.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink","offer_id":55254644949318,"sku":"Nordell-Micro-R","price":39.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2317\/1385\/files\/Nordell_Micro_Raimo_7_A.webp?v=1776076765"},{"product_id":"vmk15-vastamelukuulokkeet","title":"VMK15 Noise Cancelling Headphones","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGot a small head, ridiculously big ears, or some other lumpy situation going on that means over-ear headphones just don't sit right? Over the years we've had plenty of feedback, mostly from small-headed people, that the VMK20 and VMK25 are too big for them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo we decided to do something about it and designed a brand new model that sits neatly on top of the ears. Valco-style, they come with nice fabric covers, though in this case fixed in place. As our own little innovation, we tucked the buttons underneath the fabric cover, which made the headphones smaller and sleeker. No annoying touch controls, just proper buttons, hidden away but easy to find by feel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNaturally, on this model too all the LEDs are on the inside, so you don't have to walk around looking like a Christmas tree while you wear them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe lightweight VMK15 headphones are made especially for people who want comfort without the bulk of over-ear headphones. They weigh just 200 grams, so you can wear them all day without ending up with a stiff neck. These ergonomically shaped on-ear headphones let you enjoy your favourite music, podcasts and calls without anything pressing heavily around your ears. There's enough adjustment range to fit anyone from a hobbit to the Elephant Man, whether your skull is dainty and elegant or shaped like a potato sack.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSince VMK stands for noise cancelling headphones, we obviously had to put some ANC in here too. In the interest of honesty though, ANC works best when the cups seal around your ears, so for the most silence you still want the VMK25. That said, in our tests this one is still plenty good at ignoring your family, makes an old diesel Merc feel like a brand-new S-Class, and turns snow-blower duty into something almost pleasant (or lawn-mower duty, if you don't happen to live in Finland). ANC dampens the noise around you and makes working, travelling and just listening for fun considerably more enjoyable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur audio guru, Uncle Jasse, has tuned these to sound as good as anything possibly can at this price. The sound is carefully dialled in for full bass, natural mids and crisp highs, so every listening session is as enjoyable as we can make it. Our working assumption is that people are willing to pay less for smaller headphones, so we squeezed the price all the way down to the floor. You won't find noise cancelling headphones this good for less. Not new, anyway. Not from us.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe VMK15's battery life is a ridiculous 55 hours, which means you can listen to your favourite music or sit through endless work meetings without constantly charging. One charge lasts several days, no battery anxiety required. They also support fast charging, so if the battery does happen to die on you, a few minutes plugged in will get you back up and running.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn the box, along with the headphones, you get a charging cable, a 3.5 mm AUX cable, an airplane adapter and a handy travel case, so you can take them anywhere.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you've been looking for lightweight, comfortable, affordable noise cancelling headphones with sound that punches above its weight, the VMK15 is for you. Small head, big sound. 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We also made the side panels swappable, which makes them much easier to keep clean, mod yourself, and swap out depending on whatever TikTok trend is happening this week. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/valco.support\/vmk25_sidepanels.zip\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eIf you've got a 3D printer, you can download the files here for free and print your own covers.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eErgonomics and build quality\u003c\/strong\u003e - The repositioned size adjustment gives a wider range than before (helps especially the big-headed and the small-headed among us). A sturdier, higher-quality build all around, plus a lovely soft-touch finish. The overall fit is firmer, the surface materials a touch more luxe-credible, the earcups slightly roomier, and the frame even more durable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEven better sound quality\u003c\/strong\u003e - The VMK20 already racked up plenty of love from the golden-ears crowd. The new (bigger and better) drivers unlock top-tier sound. Our audio guru Jasse \"Jazmanaut\" Kesti couldn't believe his ears when he got to tune these. The sound profile is the old familiar studio-neutral one that audio prick Jasse \"Jazmanaut\" Kesti has polished and tweaked. Music sounds the way it was painstakingly mixed and mastered to sound in the studio. The \"Sound Wanker\" title is well earned!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExcellent noise cancelling\u003c\/strong\u003e - A brand-new ANC chipset kills background noise better than ever. ANC now also includes a transparency mode that we personally think is silly, but customers asked for it. Press a button and the headphones use the ANC mics to let outside sound through. Is that... anti-noise-cancelling? Anyway, it's actually a handy feature for hearing announcements, or eavesdropping on the people next to you when they think you're listening to Sebuldura at full blast. Ha-ha! \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.raccoonnest.fi\/\" title=\"Raccoon nest VMK25 wood covers\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"VALCO","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":54448060858694,"sku":"VMK25-B-HILDUR","price":199.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false},{"title":"White","offer_id":54448060891462,"sku":"VMK25-W-HILDUR","price":199.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2317\/1385\/files\/weppi_1.webp?v=1747047296"},{"product_id":"valco-dodo","title":"Doctor Rajaniemi's Perspirant","description":"\u003cp\u003eDoctor of Administrative Sciences Rajaniemi, the man behind Valco's legendary lavender-scented ear grease, has struck again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eValco customers now have the chance to own a piece of genuine 1980s charm in the form of Doctor Rajaniemi's Petroli-Saappi Perspirant. This deodorant doesn't smell like petrol, and it doesn't smell like a Saab. It smells like success, neighborly envy, and the achievement that crystallised in the ownership of a Saab 99 Petro.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe scent began life as a simple but deep trauma. In 1983, when the future doctor was nine, his father did not buy a Saab. He spent the money on an Escort. Meanwhile Keijo's dad next door had a brand-new Petroli-Saab, which young Rajaniemi watched from his bedroom window with quiet longing, and a growing bitterness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom that disappointment came a scent that doesn't apologize. It isn't \"fresh.\" It isn't \"modern.\" It's the aroma of ambitious middle-classness. It tells the world that the wearer has standing, history, and the good sense to pick the best that money can buy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDoctor Rajaniemi's Perspirant, Petroli-Saappi edition, is for those who remember the time before mindfulness. When a real man drove a Saab, smoked a cig at the wheel, and \"Escort\" made you think of the car first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade in Finland. 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Because if you ask us, in the future there shouldn't be a single moment when a human needs anything other than Valco products.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA homegrown collaboration\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe have mates at Wave over in Nokia (the town, not the company) and decided to do this with them, because electricity and big batteries aren't exactly a hobbyist's playground. We weren't about to just order whatever direct from China. Wave handles manufacturing and makes sure every single unit gets tested, charged, and blessed by Finnish engineers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA power source that doesn't leave you hanging\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWave QiPower is at its best when your phone is dying and the little blue dot on Google Maps is spinning in circles somewhere in the middle of nowhere. At that point this flat little powerhouse is like an electric Swiss Army knife. 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